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Ford is #1

Attending a golf tournament at Bally Haly, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in St. John's. The pump attendant, obviously knowing little about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. ''How's she cuttin' bye'' says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. ''What are dose?'' asks the attendant. ''They're tees'' replies Tiger. ''Well, what on god's earth are dey for?'' inquires the attendant. They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Tiger. ''Jaysus'', says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting!''

Losing your hearing

The British Medical Journal reports that you risk losing your hearing if you use titanium clubs. The story titled "Is golf bad for your hearing?", it claims the thin-faced titanium drivers produce a noise loud enough to damage the sensitive hairs of the inner hear. The study focussed on a 55-year-old man who developed tinnitis and hearing loss and who played three days a week for 18 months. The authors say that a safe noise level is 110 decibels, but that titanium drivers cracking out as much as 128 decibels.

Spare a million?

If you are still filthy rich after the economic meltdown the last few months consider a Jack Nicklaus custom backyard course package. The Golden Bear will design a three-hole course and a practice area. On completion Jack will be on hand to play the first official round on the course, leave an autographed club and ball and a set of custom designed clubs after the game. It will cost you a cool $1-million US.

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The Mistress Collection
 

The Tiger Woods Mistress Collection - A semi-retired Kelowna, B.C. entrepreneur is cashing in from all the controversy produced from the Mistress Collection, a box of 12 golf balls, each with a portrait of one of Tiger Wood's mistresses.

 

The Mistress Collection heats up

Click for the Fox News Story. Watch the Golf Space interview the creator. Read porn star controversy over balls. Read what the New York Daily News has to say. View a Reuters UK video over the Tail of the Tiger controversy.

A 63-year-old semi-retired Kelowna, B.C. entrepreneur is cashing in from all the controversy produced from the Mistress Collection, a box of 12 golf balls, each with a portrait of one of Tiger Wood's mistresses.

Mike Caldwell's on his www.tailofthetiger.com website pitches, "He likes to play around with them....and now you can too!" "This unique gift for the golfer will be a classic collectible and a great conversation piece at gatherings large and small. It captures an astonishing moment in sports history." While his website chronicles the debacle, there's no mention of Tigers' recent apology to the golf world.

Caldwell sells the balls for $54.90 US a dozen, complete with a min bio of each mistress and their affair with Tiger. One of the mistresses didn?t take kindly to the balls, "It bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands hitting a ball with my photo on it."

Caldwell, who debuted the balls during the PGA Tour Merchandise Show this winter, acknowledged the balls aren't the same quality as Titliest Pro V1s. "No one will buy them for the quality of the ball, but they are good enough to play with. They have to be because I want them on the greens for everyone to see," he told reporters.

Female golfers par for the course

By Andrew Penner, Canadian golf humourist

First of all, addressing the issue of "female golfers" is somewhat dangerous. Not as dangerous, as say, flatulating in a Zippo factory, but quite perilous nonetheless. Considering the fact that I married one (a female), by writing on this topic I'm not doing much to increase my chances of winning the "Husband Who Gets The Most 'Action' In One Year" award either. However, when you consider the fact that females make up 20% of the golfing public - and 99% of the golfers at "The All Women's Golf Club" in Canada - it is a topic that needs to be probed (I'm not sure, but I think I could have used a better word there).

Incidentally, the reason the total isn't 100% at "The All Women's Golf Club" is that a guy named Roger, who was later seen trying to escape in a linen truck, was awarded a one-round membership. This was only awarded after Roger promised to give every woman at the club a four hour neck massage and vowed that he would tell each of them that, in no certain terms, were they remotely close to looking fat.

What I find mildly entertaining is that many women don't even enjoy the game of golf. This is not the case with guys. Even when guys throw clubs and/or torture themselves after a bad shot, it is not, contrary to what it looks like, an indication that they are not enjoying themselves. It may not be a sign that they are happier than a pig in, say, three meters of poop, but I guarantee you, if it was between going to a nice café for tea or shooting 157 with forty-two lost balls, it would be golf every time. You see, all guys, even the ones who look like they are ready to self-combust, cannot help but thoroughly enjoy a game that involves driving a motorized vehicle, drinking, and swatting at things.

For most women, playing golf is enjoyable only because of the socializing. This can become a serious problem. In fact, at my club I think there are a couple of female foursomes who tee off, but don't actually play. They pretend they are golfing, but it's just a disguise for the real reason they are there, which is to talk about things like cookware and Tim McGraw and placenta.

Then there is the inevitable fashion show that happens on the first tee. And guaranteed, if it wasn't for the multi-purpose nature of the placenta, women would spend at least sixteen out of eighteen holes talking about their clothes. For instance, most women would be more excited showing up to the club with a cute little pinstripe outfit than, say, finding a cure for bone cancer. I recently received confirmation as to the severity of this problem when I bumped into my friend Trevor (hacker) last week. He mentioned that his wife Cori, a golfer, came home from the club one day and said "Hi honey, guess what? I went to the fashion show and a golf game broke out."

The other thing I've noticed about women golfers is their fickleness when it comes to playing in inclement weather. I simply won't take my wife golfing if the weather isn't absolutely perfect. I'll watch the forecast in the morning and if the weatherman says, "It'll be a beautiful day today with a wonderful high of 82 degrees," I'll mutter "Rats, missed it by one degree." (My wife's outside operating temperature is 81 degrees Fahrenheit). On the other hand, as long as the barometric pressure is somewhere between one and twenty million, guys will be out there whacking at it.

Understandably, because it's such a great game and many of them haven't seen their husbands in fourteen years, many women become "female golfers." As discussed, female golfers are interesting "athletes." Now if you'll excuse me, I need to show this to my wife to see if I'm still eligible to "get any" for the rest of the year. I've got my fingers crossed.

Save big bucks in 2010

While golf is still a relative bargain in Saskatchewan, it's still a pricey sport if you want to play every day like some fanatics. There are plenty of great incentives to hop in the car and try a different venue. There are more than 225 courses in Saskatchewan, an all-you-can-eat buffet that keeps getting better and better.

Golf Privilege Book 2010 - Available now. 122 courses in Saskatchewan plus over 350 bonus courses in BC, Alberta, Manitoba, and Washington state.  Free or reduced green fees, power cart discounts, driving range discounts, and more!  You get to save money out on the links while helping people with lung disease. Order online at www.sk.lung.ca/content.cfm?edit_realword=gpc for only $35 plus $2.45 shipping and handling per book.Or call 651-3347 in Saskatoon or toll-free at 1-888-651-3347 elsewhere in the province.

Saskatchewan Golf Association - If you belong to a golf club, one of the benefits of the SGA value added program is reduced fees at a growing list of member courses (34 in 2009). Members can also access reduced fees with Alberta Golf Association member courses. Follow the quick link to the membership discount program at www.saskgolf.ca

Saskatchewan Golf Tour Guide - The Golf Tour Guide published by Tourism Saskatchewan lists several pages of money-saving coupons and deals on stay-and-play packages. It's available free at 150 Co-op gas stations and tourism bureaus starting in May.

Tee-Off Book - For $44.95, Tee-Off offers 2 for 1 and reduced green fees for the golfer who travel around Saskatchewan and Manitoba. Unfortunately, few large urban centre courses are represented. Each course has a brief description of the golf course, a photo, a map and course layouts. An added bonus is access coupons to more than 550 courses outside your region. To order, phone 1-800-667-8633, www.tee-off.ca

Golf Card International - If you plan to golf the United States, the Golf Card International discount card pays. At about $80, it offers discounts at more than 3,000 golf courses and resorts in Canada, United States and abroad. Members receive a 200-page catalogue with maps and lists of the deals, a quarterly newsletter Golf Traveler, and discounts on everything from car rentals to life insurance. Among the options are 19 courses in Saskatchewan. www.golfcard.com

International Club Network - Daily fee golfers can save money and get extra privileges through the Privileged Play program of Toronto-based International Club Network. Members have access to more than 160 courses in Canada, and others in the US and Europe. There are only two Saskatchewan courses represented. Benefits include advanced booking, reduced hotel and travel costs, and a 20 percent reduction in green fees and cart fees. Plus, you get a complimentary greens fee pass annually at a top national or international course. Pricey one-time initiation fee is $150 and GST, and annual fee of $125 plus GST. www.privplay.com

Air Miles Savings - Golfers can use Air Miles reward points at one Canadian golf course or purchase a Lung Association Discount Book. www.airmiles.ca

Spring/Fall Specials - If you golf during the spring or fall, you may want to book one of the low cost off-season green fees or golf packages. The weather is usually milder, the crowds smaller and the course in peak condition.

Check Out Pricing Schedules - Most courses have deals to attract golfers to the early morning, twilight hours, weekdays and so on. There are courses that give healthy discounts to seniors and juniors. Others give discounts with 10 or 20 pass booklets. Watch for hefty multi course discounts. For example, the new Prairie Links Golf Corp. offers discounts and its three courses: Long Creek Golf and Country Club at Avonlea Deer Valley, Golf and Estates at Lumsden, and Riverbreaks Golf Resort at Riverhurst. Regina-based Western Golf Management offers tri and dual membership discounts at its Tor Hill, Murray and Goulet golf courses.

SaskGolfer.com Travel Deals - If you plan to golf in Saskatchewan, this website keeps a list of stay-and-play packages on its Hole #10. There are bargains. www.saskgolfer.com

More great discounts? - If you know of a high quality discount program or offer we should include, drop us a line at Stan@SaskGolfer.comStan@SaskGolfer.com

It's a Groovy Issue, or is it?

What's a golf tournament these days without a little controversy? From the recent PGA TOUR stop at the Farmers' Insurance Open at Torrey Pines GC located in La Jolla, CA ,the event was almost overshadowed by comments from Scott McCarron stating "Phil Michelson is cheating by using Ping Eye 2 wedges manufactured prior to April 1, 1990." As a huge Phil Mickelson fan I was almost blown away by the reference to cheating by a PGA Tour member against another. So as a golf fanatic I had to find out what is going on here? You may ask yourself what the big deal is and why all the controversy about a player using a 20 year old wedge. As of January 1st, 2010 the so called "square groove" golf club is illegal for any club with 25 degrees of loft and greater.

From www.rcga.org under the Rules Section - The Royal Canadian Golf Association in affiliation with the R&A and the United States Golf Association are revising the Rules of Golf, placing new restrictions on the cross sectional area and edge sharpness of golf club grooves. The revisions are designed to restore the challenge of playing shots to the green from the rough by reducing backspin on those shots. The initial focus of the new Rules will be competitions involving highly skilled professional golfers and will have little impact on the play of most golfers.

The Rules control the cross sectional area of grooves on all clubs, with the exception of drivers and putters, and limit groove edge sharpness on clubs with lofts equal to or greater than 25 degrees (generally a standard 5-iron and above).

It is intended that the new Rules will be introduced as a Condition of Competition at top professional-level events from January 1, 2010 and at top amateur level and in other professional events from January 1, 2014. In accordance with this schedule, beginning on January 1, 2010, the RCGA, in conjunction with the PGA Tour and the LPGA Tour, will enforce the new regulations through a Condition of Competition for the RBC Canadian Open, CN Canadian Women's Open and each of their respective qualifying events.

So why is it OK to use the old Ping Eye 2 wedges at the moment? The answer goes back to a legal settlement between the Karsten Manufacturing Corporation (PING golf clubs), the PGA TOUR and United States Golf Association. The agreement grandfathers the clubs as conforming for play in USGA and PGA Tour Events so long as they were manufactured on or before April 1, 1990. From golf.about.com/od/progolftours/a/ping-eye-2-grooves.htm

...Then the PGA Tour got involved.

The PGA Tour ruled that starting with the 1990 season, square grooves would be illegal for play in PGA Tour events. Remember, the USGA at this point says square grooves are legal. So the PGA Tour is in effect trumping the USGA's ruling with one of its own.

So Ping is faced with the technical dispute over groove measurement with the USGA, and then the PGA Tour just bans square grooves outright. Ping went to court, suing both the USGA and the PGA Tour. Ping and the USGA reached a settlement fairly quickly. The USGA developed a new point-by-point procedure for measuring groove width and spacing; the USGA agreed to grandfather in the Ping Eye 2 irons and wedges made from 1985-89, allowing them to continue being used; and Ping agreed to make all its irons and wedges conform to the new measuring procedure going forward.

The PGA Tour, however, fought on until 1993, when it finally agreed to an out-of-court settlement with Ping. In that settlement, the PGA Tour essentially just agreed to agree with Ping's 1990 settlement with the USGA. The Tour would allow square grooves going forward, and, like the USGA, grandfathered in those 1985-89 Ping Eye 2 clubs, allowing them to continue being used in Tour events.

According to an article on www.golf.about.com and www.golf.com other players including John Daly and Dean Wilson used the clubs at The Sony Open in Hawaii earlier this year but were not publically singled out like Phil Michelson. On Feb 2nd, Scott McCarron stated he was standing by his comments according to www.golf.com but on Feb 3rd, following a meeting with fellow Tour players and PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem, apologized for his comments. www.cbssports.com/golf/story/12875351/mccarron-apologizes-to-mickelson-pga-tour-ping-in-negotiations

PACIFIC PALISADES, California

Four days after Scott McCarron prompted a series of sensational headlines by using the most shameful word in golf, he apologized to PGA Tour counterpart Phil Mickelson. After a meeting of tour players at Riviera Country Club on Tuesday night, McCarron said in a Golf Channel interview and then reiterated to reporters that he regretted what he had said about the world's No. 2 player. "I'm certainly sorry for it and I'd like to apologize to Phil Mickelson for what I said," McCarron said. In addition to Mickelson, three-time major winner Padraig Harrington indicated Tuesday he might put a Ping wedge into play this week at the Northern Trust Open. Harrington said the wedge put an additional 2,000 rpms of spin on his ball out of the rough than a new, conforming wedge built according to Jan. 1 specifications. "There's a significant difference," Harrington said.

McCarron predicted that since there are multiple organizations involved, plus the manufacturer, that it would take at least 90 days before the issue is resolved. Most of the players were hopeful the tour and Ping could somehow resolve to lift the grandfather clause that made the clubs legal, effectively banning the clubs. The interesting item lost in the Groovy Issue is how the players in the articles so far finished in the first two events:

John Daly, Sony Open, Missed Cut with scores of 73, 71 = 144 (Cut)
Dean Wilson, Sony Open, T43 with scores of 71, 67, 69, 70 = 277 (-3)
Phil Mickelson, Farmers' Insurance Open, 19th with scores of 70, 67, 70, 73 = 280 (-8)
Scott McCarron, Farmers' Insurance Open, Missed Cut with scores of 71, 73 = 144 (Cut)

So as a hot debate, the "Groovy Issue" has not been resolved and it will not be out of the news for the next few months if not years. In a development on Feb 3rd, as posted on www.yahoo.sports.ca and www.sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4884065 Phil Mickelson will not be using the Ping Eye 2 wedges at the Northern Trust Open at the Riviera CC as he attempts to defend his title.

LOS ANGELES

Phil Mickelson won't be using the Ping Eye2 wedge that led a fellow player to accuse him of "cheating," even though he hopes others will use the controversial club to keep attention on what he calls a ridiculous rule. "Out of respect for [the players], I do not want to have an advantage over anybody, whether it's perceived or actual," Mickelson said on Wednesday. "So this week, I won't be playing that wedge. My point has been made." "But if these governing bodies cannot get together to fix this loophole, if players stop using this wedge -- which would stop the pressure of the issue -- then I will relook at it and put the wedge back in play."

Other questions to consider about the "Groovy Issue":

  1. Is it cheating if there is a loop hole within the Rules of Golf?
  2. Has a Rule of Golf actually been broken?
  3. Are Phil Mickelson, John Daly and Dean Wilson and other players justified in playing the wedge?
  4. Did Phil Mickelson create another problem for himself by using a competitor's brand? He did sign a multi-year agreement with Callaway Golf but used Ping Eye 2 wedges during a competition. Was he proving a point or is he thinking about switching suppliers? www.waggleroom.com/2010/1/30/1284567/callaway-mickelson-using-wedge

Mickelson knew that John Daly and Dean Wilson had already taken advantage of the Ping Eye 2 loophole created from a 1993 lawsuit settlement between the USGA and Karsten Manufacturing. He would not be setting a precedent by using the sticks, but simply raising the awareness of the loophole by being the de facto number one player in the world. Results or not - and Mickelson is tied for eighth through two rounds - he would be constantly asked about and criticized for his decision. Effectively, he would be given the soap box to rail against the USGA. "I don't appreciate the governing bodies putting me or any other player in this position, calling into question our integrity over a rule that they made, a club that they approved," he said. "Don't put the blame on a player. Put the blame on the governing body."

Since he could not use the wedges that Callaway submitted for him that would skirt around 2010 rules, Mickelson chose to make an example by playing wedges from 1990 that skirt around 2010 rules. Point proven. The funny thing is that had Mickelson's wedges been approved by the USGA, he would likely have received the same criticism. Taking the USGA at their word (and I do) that the Lefty-inspired wedges violated the spirit of the groove regulation - they probably had some kind of W-groove - Mickelson would have been run over the coals for using those, too. Of course, Mickelson is short-sighted but also understands that the average golf fan simply does not get the regulation. He can use the fans' ignorance to his advantage in combination with his celebrity to crush the USGA's reputation. Mickelson is not only pursuing this vendetta on his behalf, though. It is clear that he is also doing this on behalf of Callaway Golf, his equipment sponsor.

As the old adage goes, "Only time will tell." As a golf fan an a follower of the Rules of Golf, the next few months and even years will be very entertaining on this issue. If you have a set of Ping Eye 2 wedges in your garage or basement a PGA Tour Professional may be looking for them in the near future. It is nice to know the weekend duffers and amateur ranks do not have to worry about this until 2024.

Article by Brian Lee, SGA Manager of Tournaments & Player Services, www.saskgolf.ca

Ownership changes at SaskGolfer.com

Kyle Duffin - New owner of Saskgolfer.com

Good Day SaskGolfer readers. My name is Kyle Duffin and I'm very excited about this new opportunity in my life. Hopefully I can pass along my love & passion for the game of golf to you.

I was born and raised in Unity, a small town with the population of 2,500 people. It has a beautiful 9 hole grass green course where I fell in love with the game of golf. From that point I wanted to make golf a career and shortly after high school I attended the Grant Macewan College in Edmonton to enroll in the Professional Golf Management Program. My apprenticeship program took me to the Meadow Lake Golf Club in 2001 for one season, where I became a member of the Canadian Professional Golfers Association.

The next three seasons I spent in North Battleford as the assistant golf professional. I was quick to finish all my requirements to become a Class A Head Golf Professional at the Meadow Lake Golf Club at the age of 26, where I've been the clubs golf professional and manager for the last four years.

Meadow Lake is home. I have a beautiful wife named Terry and 20-month-old daughter Jaya. Life doesn't get any better. I hope you keep on enjoying the SaskGolfer website. I look forward to meeting new people who display the same love & passion for the game of golf. I would like to thank Stan Bartlett for his hard work & passion from the last nine years, which made the award-winning SaskGolfer.com what it is today. Stan will be staying on with SaskGolfer.com doing editorial & newsletters. Feel free to send me along any ideas you may have or concerns to Kyle@saskgolfer.com

Yours in Golf, Kyle Duffin

Hot shots to play

If you live in Saskatchewan and want to see the PGA superstars ply their trade, you may want to visit Victoria this summer.

Victoria will welcome golfers and visitors from around the globe when it hosts the TELUS World Skins Game at Bear Mountain Resort in June, 2010. The TELUS World Skins Game, an event owned and operated by IMG in Canada for 18 years, has included many of the biggest names in the game including Jack Nicklaus, Sergio Garcia, Phil Mickelson, Fred Couples and Greg Norman. The line-up of players, as well as event ticket information, will be announced and posted on www.telusskins.com in 2010.

The two-day event will be held on June 21 and 22, 2010 and will feature the top names in international golf each representing a different country. The intimate, relaxed setting of the Skins Game format allows players to engage with the cameras and the crowds as they compete against each other for pride, prize money and the event's designated charity.

"From the outset, my vision for Bear Mountain Resort centred around offering a world-class golf experience with the most notable designers behind it," said Len Barrie, President and CEO of Bear Mountain Resort. "Securing the 2010 TELUS World Skins Game and working with TELUS and IMG to welcome some of the best players in the world will make that vision a reality."

Bear Mountain Resort was first introduced in 2003 with the Jack and Steve Nicklaus co-designed Mountain Course. In June of this year the new Nicklaus Design Valley Course opened giving Bear Mountain the distinction as the only resort in Canada with 36 holes of Nicklaus Design golf. The Mountain Course is a masterpiece, offering challenging terrain and spectacular natural beauty. A par 72 playing at 7,212 yards, the course takes full advantage of its setting atop a 1,100-foot mountain, exhibiting dramatic elevation changes and awe-inspiring views.

The par 71, 6,807 yard Valley Course is more forgiving and plays at a lower elevation than the Mountain Course. It alternates between 300 and 400 feet above sea level with different vistas and scenery, but equally spectacular. Bear Mountain also features a Westin Hotel, Spa, Athletic Club, a variety of restaurants and a Village to round out the complete resort experience.

The 2010 edition of the TELUS World Skins Game will be the fifth time that it has been played in the province of British Columbia. Both Nicklaus North Golf Club in Whistler (1997, 2005) and Predator Ridge Golf Resort in Vernon (2000, 2008) have earned the distinction of being the only two courses in Canada to host the event on more than one occasion.

The TELUS World Skins Game is always a highlight of the Canadian summer sporting schedule for the country's most passionate golf fans, as well as the community that hosts it. Fulfilling its promise to "give where we live", TELUS partners with local charitable organizations to make a difference as the event travels from coast-to-coast. Funds are generated through the 'Charity on theCourse' program which includes donations made for every birdie and eagle played by the professional golfers during the two days of competition, as well as an online charity auction through eBay. Next year's game will improve the quality of life for Vancouver Island's sick kids and their families for years to come as the money raised during the event will benefit the Queen Alexandra Foundation for Children in support of Jeneece Place, a home away from home to be located near the Victoria General Hospital.

Gross hoping to repeat

Golf professional Jeff Gross of Swift Current had a great very campaign on the Saskatchewan Professional Golf circuit in 2009 and hopes to repeat in 2010.

The lefty grabbed his first CPGA of Saskatchewan Championship by defeating Ryan Danberg on the third hole of sudden death playoff. Gross had birdied the third hole at the Prince Albert Cooke Municipal Golf Course.

Gross has also captured top spot in the Taylor Made Pro-Am held at the Moon Lake Golf Course near Saskatoon and the Royal Regina Pro-Am which was held in Regina at the Royal Regina Golf Course.

Jeff's play last season earned him the Scott Knapp Trophy as the Saskatchewan CPGA Player of the Year. Gross also captured the Peter Cushner Award which is the the Saskatchewan CPGA Order of Merit Award. Gross accumulated 286 points, which 36 points more than another Swift Current professional Jeff Chambers.

Top Ten New Additions to the Rules of Golf

  1. It's OK to test the green's surface before putting. Fondle it, nuzzle it, have a relationship with it...we don't care.
  2. If Tiger Woods is leading the tournament after 3 days, you must put down your clubs and leave quietly.
  3. If you accidentally nudge your ball off the tee, Trembling Tommy, it counts. Better snort some Valium.
  4. The yuppie in the designer togs and expensive graphite clubs shall incur no penalty, but shall spend the after life in polyester from Target and drive a used Pinto.
  5. If you bore everyone with a shot-by-shot account of your round, you will be hanged at the 19th hole with a sock in your mouth.
  6. Stadler-Lewinsky Rule: wearing kneepads shall not be considered building a stance.
  7. Alzheimer's Rule: if you cannot find your ball within 5 minutes, check the ballwasher.
  8. You may not make any stroke with the aid of artificial devices, except for voluptuous implants.
  9. A ball that breaks into pieces counts as one stroke. Next time, play a ball that isn't so cheap, Mr. K-Mart close-out special.
  10. Dung in a bunker is a natural object and may not be moved, unless it's your own.
For more Clark Peterson, see The Goober's Guide To Golf at your favorite bookstore

Windy pro tips of the month

Against the wind - If you live in Saskatchewan - one of the windiest places in the land - you better know this shot. When you hit an approach shot into a strong wind imagine your target as the top of the flagstick. Try flying the ball over the flagstick - the wind will hep create backspin and bring it back to the hole. In short, be aggressive.

Wind effects - The wind near mountains or in the desert will have an effect on your ball, but not nearly as much as near a large body of water. The larger the body of water - think, Lake Diefenbaker - the water will have more moisture and is heavier. The wind will have more force.

Stay in balance - Staying in balance means staying in control of your swing. It's never more difficult that when the wind is howling. Anything that makes you move forward or backwards will throw off your shot. So, use your practice swing to test your balance before you hit the ball.

Very, very teed off

The public wrath against Tiger Woods and his mistresses has been something to behold. Many comments are mean-spirited, nasty and just a little over the top. Here's a couple of examples directed at the best golfer to walk the face of the earth.

Tiger Hunting - The game caption reads, "Help Tiger escape his angry wife by guiding his Escalade (car) through the obstacles. Hit too many and she'll catch up with you."

Tigers Transgressions - Featuring a back nine and a "tougher" front nine, the pitch reads, "Tiger's mistresses are going to the press! Help Tiger knock them out with well-timed drives before they reach the van."

DeLaet inside the ropes

Graham DeLaet of Weyburn will write a weekly blog on the association’s website, www.cpga.com. The 27-year-old has started off well with four top-15 finishes in South Africa, two of those as runner-up. His performance in South Africa comes on the heels on a tie for 13th at the World Cup and a win at the Canadian Tour’s Montreal Open. He also finished second at the Jane Rogers Championship and Canadian Tour Championship late in 2008.

Follow the Roar

In "Follow the Roar", Bob Smiley recounts following Tiger Woods on a roaring journey from the seaside cliffs of California to the deserts of Dubai and a few adventures along the way. His off-course run-ins include an Arabian sandstorm, ex-con ticket scalpers, and of course, Tiger's every swing during his spectacular 2008 season.

Smiley is a Los Angeles TV writer and golf columnist for ESPN.com who found his career at a standstill. So, starting in January 2008, he started to follow the game's greatest player from the gallery for 604 holes. The results are intriguing.

Smiley, as the book cover boasts, "Met strangers who became friends and found in Tiger the inspiration and quintessence of what it truly means to be an athlete and a man."

This is a great read for the hardcore golfer, especially his first-hand account of THE greatest US Open of all time at Torrey Pines, where Tiger dueled with Rocko Mediate.... on one leg. (Harper Collins, 2008, $27.95 CDN).

Amen Corner

"It's something he needs to get control of and a handle on, and show some humility to the public when he comes back...and swearing and club-throwing is not part of what we want to project as far as professional golf tour is concerned."

- Tom Watson, commenting on Tiger Woods and his behavior