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Stretch your golf dollar
At the mid-summer point, is your golf budget getting stretched? While golf is still a relative bargain in Saskatchewan, it;s still a pricey sport if you want to play every day like some fanatics. There are plenty of great incentives to hop in the car and try a different venue. There are more than 225 courses in Saskatchewan, an all-you-can-eat buffet that keeps getting better and better. MORE>>
Hall of fame inductee announced
The Saskatchewan Golf Hall of Fame second induction class includes two players and three builders with achievements and contributions to the sport
of golf spanning throughout the rich history of golf in Saskatchewan.
The second inductee's class includes: Players Category: Patricia A. Lawson (Pat), Saskatoon and Doug Lynwood Mader, Lumsden; Builder Category: Danny Jutras, Prince Albert, William George Wallace (Bill), St. John's, NFLD, and Terrence Everett Meier (Terry), Regina, SK
The induction ceremony will be held on Saturday, Oct. 1 at the Wascana Country Club in Regina.
The Saskatchewan Golf Hall of Fame was established by the Saskatchewan Turfgrass Association, CPGA of Saskatchewan, and Golf Saskatchewan to recognize the achievements of players and builders of golf in Saskatchewan.
Sponsorship opportunities are available and ticket information for the event will be available near the end of August. Individuals and or businesses wishing to make donations to the Saskatchewan Golf Hall of Fame may also be eligible to receive a tax receipt. For more information about the Saskatchewan Golf Hall of Fame, including sponsorship oppor-tunities and or tickets for the banquet, visit www.golfsaskatchewan.org.
And, most importantly, we are men. Or something like that.
Andrew Penner is a longtime member of the Canadian PGA. Author of "One Flew Over the Caddyshack," He also writes for a number of magazines throughout Canada and the U.S. and has contributed to SaskGolfer.com forever.
Vacation fun at Harbour
Opened in 1988 to the public this 18-hole championship course is situated on the bluffs overlooking the scenic Lake Diefenbaker at Elbow Harbor Recreational Site in Elbow, Sask.
The Harbor Golf Club & Resort is fast becoming one of Saskatchewan;s premier tourist attractions. Large greens that are well bunkered make it an exciting challenge to all levels of golf enthusiasts. Many golfers who have played here compare the amazing views to the famous Pebble Beach in California. MORE>>
Junior Golf Programs flourishes
Golf Saskatchewan is pleased to announce that the National Golf in Schools Program is now in 130 schools throughout Saskatchewan. This has been a very successful program in our province as it has given thousands of kids the opportunity to learn about the game of golf. To learn more on how you can get Golf in Schools up and running in your community please contact Phil Grosse at: pgrosse@golfsaskatchewan.org.
Golf Saskatchewan is proud to be the leaders in the country! Thus far, over 50 Future Links Mobile Clinics have taken place and over 5000 kids have been exposed to the game of golf in Saskatchewan. Golf Saskatchewan recently attended the Children's Festival where over 2,000 kids were introduced to the game. Golf Saskatchewan used the golf in schools equipment and set up a mini golf course for the kids to play. There were great shots, prizes, lots of laughs and it was a great experience for everyone involved.
The Boys and Girls Club of Saskatoon also were introduced to the game by the Saskatoon Golf and Country Club. Whether there are big events or small events, junior golf programs at clubs and Future Links Clinics are taking place throughout and the Province. It is great to see time and energy being invested in junior golfers because that is where the future is for golf.
Praise the devil
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer says, "Sure," and sinks the putt. Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?" Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay" and he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says: "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?" "Definitely," the golfer replies, then he makes the eagle and wins the match.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don;t know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life." "Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."
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The boy's golf weekend
By Andrew Penner
Just like a rich cabernet aged in French oak, fresh daisies in a dew-filled meadow, a little baby duckling taking its first flight, a boys' golf weekend is one of the finer things in life.
Indeed, it is during these times of inner reflection, quiet meditation, and philosophical communion with other like-minded intellectual types that we truly grow and develop as human beings. Not.
It's interesting that these low-level junkets - "junkets" seems like the appropriate term - are always referred to as boys' golf weekends. We dare not call them men's golf weekends.
For men's golf weekends they are not. We are relegated to boy status during these times. We are expected to behave like boys. And that's not really a problem. We are ok with this. In fact, we wouldn't have it any other way.
No, we certainly do not change the world during a boys' golf weekend. Or, at least, we don't change it for the better. Some of us don't even change our underwear. Now, don't get me wrong, it's perfectly fine if one chooses to practice petty personal hygiene, but by no means is this obligatory.
We are free to go commando. Free to let our nose hairs blow in the wind. Free to trash talk. And free to pee in the juniper bushes behind the 6th green.
Indeed, the boys' golf weekend is typically a classless affair. There is plenty of fun, frivolity, and flatulence. The best of mankind is not represented. What is represented is a rather smelly, unkempt version. It is not pretty. It's actually quite odious. But it is critical for our sanity.
This is not to say that our "normal" domesticated lives are boring or unfulfilling. Our jobs are very important to us. Our families are paramount. We are, for the most part, bettering our communities and we take the most important duties we have in our world seriously. It's just that our world needs irresponsible idiots some times.
Of course, there are some needs that should be met. For instance, we need to eat. Nachos, wings, and stale sandwiches from the beverage cart do nicely. A steak (think "The Great Outdoors") and a glass, or four, of Aussie Shiraz will not be turned down. Notwithstanding what the girl on the beverage cart thinks, we can, if necessary, act civilized for short periods at a time.
Liquids are required as well. And, contrary to professional nutritional opinions, barley and hop-flavoured beverages are full of life-giving vitamins and minerals. They alone can sustain you. It's been proven countless times.
Sleep, while beneficial, is optional. After all, there are cards to play after last call. Crazy Eights, Chase the Bitch, Texas Hold Ôem... they all have merit.
Of course, we're not completely oblivious to the fact that sleep deprivation may lead to further adversity. Therefore, when one's head lurches from side to side and eyes start rolling back into the cranium, it's perfectly fine to crash on the couchÉor wherever. After all, there is golf to play in a couple of hours.
Speaking of the golf, it's a bit of a sideshow, really.
The camaraderie, the constant cajoling, the crudeness, these take centre stage. Golf shots must be played but the quality of play is somewhat suspect. I mean, come on, how could you possibly hit a great shot when someone is pretending to be a mallard duck in heat during your backswing? During a boys' golf weekend, our handicaps should be thrown out the window. Two hours of sleep and rusty nails for breakfast is handicap enough.
Typically, there is one somewhat nerdy type in the group who keeps the whole thing from going completely off the rails.
His role on the trip is that of the mother hen. He is the voice of reason. He makes sure police cars aren't stolen, wild cats aren't brought into the hotel room (see "The Hangover"), and bar fighting is kept to an absolute minimum. After all, we are fine, upstanding citizens who have important responsibilities in our communities. Remember?
Around the links
Reoccurring back injury continue to dog 29-year-old Weyburn golfer Graham DeLaet. DeLaet was the top Canadian on the PGA our in 2010 with more than $950,000 (US) in earnings. Following back surgery in January his progress has been slow.... Injuries have also sidelined PGA Tour great Mike Weir. He's on the sidelines after elbow surgery recently that will keep him out until 2012. Weir has been struggling on our the last several years, placing 539th in world ranking this year....David Byrne from Essex, Ont. beat Regina's Kent Eger in the season finale Big Break Indian Wells. As a result, David Byrne has earned an exemption spot into the 2010 Zurich Classic in New Orleans, a $10,000 endorsement deal with Adams Golf, a $10,000 shopping spree at Dick's Sporting Goods and lastly $70,000 cash for winning the Big Break. Kent showed the audience he is a great player: he is outgoing and very determined to get things done. This is just another accomplishment to add to his growing list.... Idaho's Joe Panzeri made the decisive shot of the 2011 Dakota Dunes Casino Open tournament in July and it happened when Chile's Hugo Leon was making another charge by closing the gap to only one stroke with three holes to play. Panzeri almost wedged in, lipping out from about 100 yards to stick it within a foot of the cup for an easy birdie on No. 16. Leon settled for a par and Panzeri regained a two-stroke lead, which he held until the final hole. Despite a three-putt on No. 18 for a bogey, Panzeri hung on....
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Amen corner
"Once I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked a ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it." - Comedian Buddy Hackett
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